The post in which I throw up a bunch of links and random-ass thoughts because it's not freaking 5:00 yet...

 

RandyOrtonNewWWEChamp.jpg...brought to you by the cold hard stare of Randy Orton.

And uh...some Randy Orton slash fiction apparently?

Every time I think I'm going to write a blog post, and promise to do so, I end up not doing it.  And every time I swear I won't be posting, so as to finish things or study for things, I overly do it.  My blogging is the equivalent of being the "Every guy I really want is not interested in me and every guy that really wants me I'm not interested in" girl.  And that sucks, cuz that bitch is whiny.

First, this classic SNL piece, which I thought was pretty closely mirrored by all the Heath Ledger coverage on Tuesday.  The "Saturday Night Live: Best of Eddie Murphy" is a VHS that still gets some play in my house...yes, even though it is a VHS.  So that should tell you something.

Then, there was an ESNEWS video w/ my current favorite Net, Sean Williams, as pointed out by MCB and Nets Daily.  Only now it's gone.  Which sucks. Because it was freaking fantastic.  I'll keep an eye out for its return.  Because in Nets land, the entertainment is not present on the court these days.  Believe that.  

For real, I was all excited to watch Nets vs. Kings and then not only did my boys let the Kings put up 5 3's in the 1st quarter, they basically decided not to try for the rest of the game.  Then I go to watch the Kings last night and root for them against the Clippers (since I clearly couldn't root for them against the Nets, because like...it's the Nets) and of course they get blown the fuck out by the Clippers.  It's ridiculous.  I can't win.  Now not only is my life the anti-serendipity, so is my NBA fandom.

Speaking of the Kings though, it's nice to see Ron-Ron back in action.  (And like booooooo Villa. Unless they were just trying to provoke him into being CRAZY, in which case...hee.)  I do like though that every time he gets knocked down, instead of giving him the helping hand up, other players (opponents and teammates alike) kind of just pat him on the head or shoulder but make sure to keep their distance, cuz that motherfucker's crazy.

Annnd speaking of crazy...

 

 

Yeah I totally went there.  Yo go, girl!

Oh, and speaking of bitches...some stupid ass girl in an Eagles sweatshirt was at the Giants bar on Sunday to watch the NFC Championship game with a crew of non-sports-fan chicks and sitting there w/ one of those "I'm just wearing this sweatshirt because I hope guys will start talking shit, because talking shit back while still being cute is how I get laid" looks on her face the whole game.  And yeah, it was the fucking GIANTS in the NFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME, so no one paid her any attention.  Because a football Sunday is no time for strumpets.

Also speaking of bitches...had I written a Gig List this week, I would have included myself on that list.  I deserve a good giggin' for ever doubting ol' Eli.  Granted I was not alone.  Eli has been wildly inconsistent since he's started.  And to be fair, I made much use of the "He'll figure it out soon" mantra.  (See: this time last year.)  And I was thiiiiiiiiis close to declaring once and for all that he wouldn't, but he DID, and that is just freaking fantastic.  The whole team, offense, defense (especially defense), special teams, all of it...it's clicking, and just in time for Eli to start playing smart football and...cliche alert...managing the game.  It's just awesome.  I could not be more excited about the Super Bowl.  GMEN!!! 

OK, OK, last speaking of (not really), but speaking of getting gigged on, and back to the VERY MUCH AWESOME Sean Williams...the game against Phoenix the other night...damn, son.  Amare kinda made him his bitch.  Sean's a rookie, he's gonna get picked on and dunked on, but...here's my vote for doling out some hard fouls the next time an All-Star big man starts pushing him around like that.  Run with the big doggies, Sean!

OK, REALLY last speaking of, for really real, speaking of Phoenix...check it (from FanHaus)-

 

Easily my favorite Canadian, ever.  At least this side of His Skeetsness.  (Yes, I just bought a shirt.  Gotta support the podcast!)

Embrace the random-assery, people!


From: mazeaeiou

I have been looking into this field lately and I'll have to agree
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